Derrick (born in New York in a unknown month and date ????) is the owner of Substation II and a good friend of Angry Grandpa. He is known for being a fast sandwich maker as well as the target for Michael's alter ego Michelle, an overweight woman who attempts to flirt with Derrick.
In the vlog ARE WE FAKE? **THE TRUTH** it is revealed the Derrick attended Angry Grandpa's service.
- He's most likely a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers, because he has some Steelers merchandise displayed in his shop.